Digital Humiliation Postcards

Each Monday Morning as you sit and face another pathetic day at home or at your loser job you will receive a post card always different and always accurate!

Subject: Your Weekly Reminder: You're a Piece of Dog Shit

Digital Humiliation Postcard

Example Front of the Postcard:

Image: A cartoon of a sad, pathetic-looking dog with a dejected expression, sitting in a pile of its own mess. The background is a dull, gray landscape with no signs of life or hope. 

Text: "Start Your Week Right: Remember Who You Are!"

Example Back of the Postcard:

Personalized Message:

Dear Fuck Face

Welcome to another week of your pathetic existence. Just a friendly reminder that you are, and always will be, a piece of dog shit. You're useless, worthless, and about as appealing as a steaming pile of crap on the side of the road.

Here's to another seven days of your miserable life. May you find some small comfort in the knowledge that you're exactly where you belong—at the bottom of the food chain, where the weak and insignificant reside.

Remember, every time you feel a spark of self-worth, this postcard is here to bring you crashing back down to reality. You're a failure, a loser, and a disappointment to everyone around you. Embrace it.

Sincerely,
Your Humiliation Goddess

P.S. This postcard is delivered to your inbox every Monday, so you can start your week off with a healthy dose of reality. Enjoy!